Hey remember that guy...uh...that guy with the beard. You know who I mean, the guy who destroyed that big building in New York City and killed God only knows how many people who we can't seem to find even though he has a full film and make up crew following him around the world so he can make tapes to release to the media and threaten the world with violence and terror and fear while we bounce our military forces around the world to risk their lives while other REAL threats are allowed to escape and thrive and gain power? You know who I mean...

Well, fear no more, it's only a matter of time before the US has him in our sights.

US: Bin Laden Could Be in Afghanistan

Whoa! Is this a news flash or what? This explains a lot. It explains why the US has been baffled over Bin Laden's whereabouts since their attention was taken off Afghanistan, and why the CIA seems more confused than Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee.

I have a number of sarcastic, funny responses that you can choose from. Pick one out for yourself. Kick the tires. Let me know when you're ready to take it for a test drive.

1 - Man, it's always the last place you look, isn't it? Who knew that Osama Bin Laden and my keys have so much in common?

2 - It looks like the CIA is finally starting to wear down Al-Qaeda's "Waldo" wardrobe camoflague plan.

3 - All this time looking for terrorists in Iraq and the grand-daddy is in Afghanistan. I'm covincing the whole reason the White House took the focus off Afghanistan and put it on Iraq is because it's easier for Bush to pronounce.

4 - Afghanistan? Why, I hardly know Stan. Wait...

5 - What an understatement. Next thing you know, they'll announce that North Korea has developed nuclear weapons.